Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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