everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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