ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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