If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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