We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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