ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Duck Duck Cougar?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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