Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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