these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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