So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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