he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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