Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
