But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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