I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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