it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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