Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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