its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
