Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I am available for nakedness
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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