what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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