Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she peed on how many people?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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