i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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