; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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