belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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