Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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