Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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