So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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