I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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