And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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