I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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