Don't you send me to vm
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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