Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
