y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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