Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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