if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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