We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Randomize
