Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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