So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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