Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Barsexuality is the new black.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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