You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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