All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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