Nicole vs. Life
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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