I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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