i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Im part way to drunk.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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