69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Randomize
