her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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