I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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