Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
no, he came in my armpit
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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