Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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