We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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