Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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