I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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