I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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