This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
