I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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