Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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