even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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