we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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