I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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