I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We talked him into tasing himself.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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