I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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