let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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